Friday, January 27, 2012

Introducing the Landshark App


How often do you find yourself thinking that all the games on your iPod or iPhone are super boring, and just like everything else. Well those days are behind you. You will never be bored again. Introducing the Landshark App. This innovative new game goes where no app has gone before it. Delve into the world of the Landshark.
With this app, you can step into the shoes of the Landshark. Via live streaming technology, you can watch the Landshark's every move. He is fitted with a harmless camera that sends every move he makes straight to your mobile device. You can watch between the hours of 8:00 AM and 9:00 PM. The app also includes such features such as "Ask the Landshark", "Landshark Yourself", and a sound board. With "Ask the Landshark", you can send in your questions and/or requests to the Landshark, and he may answer them. Put your face on the body of the Landshark and try your hand at hunting in the "Landshark Yourself" feature. The soundboard features such trademark quotes as "Shut up!", "No one wants greatness", and "All I want to do today is mow the lawn and watch Eight Mile". This app is targeted for the ages of 15 and up, and the Landshark App is not responsible for any vulgarities or otherwise offensive actions taken by the Landshark. Viewer discretion is advised.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

2nd Semester So Far


Looks like the 2nd semester is going to be pretty decent. We got off to a great start in Computer Lit with the Landshark providing the entertainment. Seriously, watching the kid try to connect to the server was the high point of my day.